I`M THE GOOD LOOKING DOUGIE
WESTIE ON THE WEST HIGHLAND WAY
MY NAME IS DOUGIE 
I have been hired by Bairdstravel to give fellow dogs an idea what it is like
to do a bit of the West Highland Way. I`m with two old yins [ Lorna and
Dougie] They looked as if they needed the excercise. My maw and paw
are away to Blackpool to have a ball while am left to look after the two old yins.
Luckily Andy,Yvonne and Garry turned up. They had a bit more life about them.
BALMAHA GREAT PLACE FOR CHASING DUCKS
These boats are not as good as my daddys.
THATS ME WAE OLD DOUGIE He`s stopped for a rest.
IF THEY THINK I`M GOING AW THE WAY TO FORT WILLIAM
THEIR BARKING UP THE WRANG TREE
THIS IS ME AT LOCH LOMOND
AUNTY LORNA WONDERING IF AM GOING IN FOR A SWIM
Nae chance. Where do you think I am Blackpool
oh that`s right I WISNAE ASKED.
OLD DOUGIE GIVES ME A LIFT OVER THAT NASTY STEEL BRIDGE
NOT MUCH OF A BEACH WISH A HAD GONE TAE BLACKPOL WAE MA MUMMY AND DADDY
ME ON THE BEACH
AH CAN SEE SILLY HUMANS CAMPING BE LOCHSIDE
I`ll NIP IN THIS WEE POOL AND TELL MAW AND PAW I HAD A BATH
LETS GO HAME DOUGIE AM GETTING A BIT WET
Dougie can I ask you a question?
What is it Dougie.
Why have we both got the same name?
Don`t know Dougie.
I suppose it`s better than be called Rex or Rover .
Your right Dougie.
KNACKERED LOOKING AFTER THESE OLD YINS
THIS IS ME IN GLASGOW LAST SATURDAY