THE THREE LOCH TRIP
Hi Ya it`s me again 
Dougie Yer favourite Westie
Today I took the old yins to The three lochs. They hud nae been oot for a while and the one wae the great name had a broken paw. He kept moaning but I told him tae stop yelping or I would nae take him walkies.
Here we go. I am in the front to show these dafties where to go.
That`s nice scenery out there.
I see something nice out there. I`m going out to have a look.
We stop for a toilet stop. They humans cannae hold their water.
A wee while out of Aberfoyle we`re heading towards our first loch.
Loch Arklet
What`s aw this fuss. I`ve no seen a bone aw day. Aw naw I`ve to go back into that motorcar thing and head tae an other big puddle.
Big Dougie tells me Loch Katrine is where ma water comes fae. He`s daft
I`ve seen it coming out of the tap in my kitchen. As if ma daddies go nae come aw the way up here every time I need a bath.
Cannae see it Where`s this big puddle Cannae see it.
Me at Loch Katrine
I can see it noo.
Here we go again. I`ve been stuffed in the back. Hmm they will get lost noo.
Daft Dougie wae his sore paw. Yes he`s daft.
It`s his arm that`s broken but he calls it his sore paw.
WHAT ON EARTH ARE THEY?
i`VE NEVER SEEN DUGS LIKE THAT BEFORE.
WHAT`S THAT GROWIN OOT THEIR HEEDS ?
DRIVE Aunty Lorna, I think one o they dugs fancies me.
We are now heading towards the third loch.
Loch Lomond
Loch Lomond at Inversnaid
Me at the Inversnaid falls
Oh great there`s ma daddy`s boat.
A might of guessed, they dafties have taken me to the wrang boat.
Please Uncle Dougie can I go home?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz AW THE WAY HAME