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Desperados beer are now the official drink for Glasgows

Famous Gallon Club . All over Europe you will hear  the sound of who`s for a Despo .

Desperados is a tequila flavoured beer which is very popular all over Europe. Desperados is not Mexican as many people think but is produced by Brasserie Fischer in France.  Desperados beer is also available in 650ml Bottles & 5 litre mini kegs.

Future members must prepare for the trip away by gradually building their intake of this liquid delight.

Start four weeks before departing with a single bottle.

Then increase as time goes on .

This should prepare you for doing the Gallon while

on maiden trip.

Despo sickness may develop in travelers who  swallow greater than the permitted amount , including those in previously excellent health. Being physically fit in no way lessens the risk of Despo sickness. Those who have developed Despo sickness in the past are prone to future episodes.   Symptoms of acute despo sickness may lead to fear of small dogs or attacking Vikings with large swords.

The most common form of the disorder, may include headaches, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, malaise, insomnia, loss of appetite [EVEN ERIC] . Severe cases may  turn you to  look like a greyhaired Hollywood filmstar.  

Despo sickness may be prevented by staying at home .